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Mr. Shadey
(Mr. Shades Creek)
A Fictional Character Originated by Peggy Lowery and Implemented by
James Lowery With Objects He Has Found in Shades Creek and Its Major Urban
Tributaries in the Birmingham Area
The following is what we know about Mr. Shadey and his family based
on the items listed that have been found in Shades Creek and its tributaries:
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What Mr. Shadey Wears:
(constituting an entire outfit for him): Hat, Underpants, Patagonia Fleece Jacket, Shirt, Socks, Gloves (six all different and all work gloves), Dress Pants, Shoes (two not a matched pair), Sunglasses (two different pairs)
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What Mr. Shadey Looks Like:
A Polaroid photograph of a family has been found in Shades Creek, so we assume that it is Mr. Shadey and his family.
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Where Mr. Shadey Lives:
Tuscaloosa Tuscaloosa County trailer license tag has been found in the creek.
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What Mr. Shadey Drives:
He has a Pontiac (hubcap found), a Plymouth (hubcap found), and a Jeep Cherokee (ENTIRE vehicle in Shades Creek). He pulls a trailer Tuscaloosa County trailer license tag.
The following parts of his car have been found in the creeks:
Exhaust system All pipes still intact including catalytic converter.
Metal automobile bumper (Volkswagon-size front or rear bumper)
Battery -- DuraLast brand.
Alternator
Vehicle trailer license plate Tuscaloosa County .
Hubcaps from various models of vehicles.
Tires LOTS of tires Many different brands and varieties.
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Where Mr. Shadey Shops:
Gift cards from the following businesses have been found in the creeks: Borders Cheesecake Factory Circuit City $20 Nextel card |
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Mr. Shadey Recently Had a Robbery And a Fire At His House:
Yellow police "Caution" tape and several fire hoses were in the creek.
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After the Fire, Mr. Shadey Painted His House in Preparation for Selling It:
Paint roller holder/handle, paint stirrer, section of paint roller extension rod, paint scraper handle, full-size folding metal ladder, real estate "For Sale" sign
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Mr. Shadey's Lawnmower:
Gas-powered, Murray brand, fairly new lawnmower was found in the creek. Lawnmower air filter
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Mr. Shadey's Hobbies:
Golf (over 440 golf balls), Tennis (over 80 tennis balls), Fishing (fishing rod and reel and fishing bobber), Bowling (bowling ball found in Shades Creek near Irondale), Playing poker (poker chip, four-of-spades playing card, and card table complete with legs still extended) |
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What Mr. Shadey Eats and Drinks:
Corn on the cob - Nibbler size - Cooked, fresh, complete, and still "edible" - was found in creek. Watermelon - Growing on a vine on a gravel bar in the middle of the creek. Oysters - Oyster shell (!) Coffee - Blue coffee pot and a "Joe Muggs" plastic cup.
May have a "drinking problem" - Lots of beer cans (24 in one place), wine bottles, wine bottle corks, and a vodka miniature bottle. Likes to eat at Hooters - "I Love Hooters" uninflated balloon.
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Mr. Shadey's Political Leanings:
Sometimes Democrat Another Bright Blue Dot in a Really Red State bumper sticker. Sometimes Republican Gary White campaign yard sign and stand.
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Mr. Shadey Likes To Cook:
Large, heavy-duty stainless steel cooking pot with two handles Excellent condition Stainless steel spoon; Stainless steel fork Plastic kitchen bowl Tupperware freezer container Hand-written label still on it reads 2 Duck Ba. 12/01. Salt shaker. Double kitchen sink.
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What We Know About Mr. Shadey's Family:
Has a young baby:
Baby's pacifier
Baby's sippy cup
Has other school-age children:
Pony tail hair tie Child's play cup Child's umbrella
Child's soft baseball Toy wheelbarrow Toy wagon (12 inches long)
Toy leaf blower Section of child's train track Child's 12-inch school ruler
Book backpack Jansport brand
Child's fold-up scooter Razor brand Everything works and wheels turn.
Inline skate Razors brand Complete boot and wheels that still turn.
Deflated child's balloon with string still attached |
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Mr. Shadey's Children Participate In a Lot of Sports:
Baseballs Baseball bats (wooden and plastic) Lacrosse balls
Softballs Volleyballs Badminton racket
Footballs Soccer balls Basketballs
Field hockey stick Lawn bowling item Frisbee
Mountain Bike Full size, complete, Speed Ridge brand mountain bicycle
Bicycle cable lock
Small cheerleader's megaphone Rocky Ridge School |
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What Else We Know About Mr. Shadey:
Is in the Army Reserves Canvas Army duffle bag; Large pocket knife.
Is a smoker Nine unsmoked Marlboro cigarettes in a pack and BIC disposable cigarette lighters.
Graduated from Auburn Auburn hugger/coozy was found.
Likes to buy sunflower arrangements for his wife Handful of cut sunflowers were found in Shades Creek.
Uses a Nokia cell phone.
Is a workman for a living Six work gloves (various styles); Earplugs.
Uses Degree brand deodorant Clean Slate scent.
Likes to listen to music on CD's Several music CD's have been found.
Needs to get a replacement Employee Identification Badge He lost his ID badge in the creek.
Rents a self-storage unit Public Storage padlock found in the creek.
Owned a horse many years ago Horseshoe Very old and very rust encrusted
Has a dog Dog chew toy with bell inside and pet silent fence flag
Likes to take his family to the beach Lots of beach balls and a Birmingham Zoo child's plastic sand bucket.
Stays at Days Inn and Microtel Inns on his trips Hotel room keycards from both motels.
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